A KINDER GENTLER REVOLT. From our Beacon Hill correspondent Mike I.:

In the spirit of the holidays...we would like to suggest that there is enough spare liver capacity at MIT Sloan to have large joyful turnouts at both the BHP and this Wednesday's revolt headquarters:

Harvard Gardens Tonight!
Wed. 9:30 pm

This establishment has been strategically chosen to be 'just around the corner' from the BHP.

Perhaps, you are too uptight to enjoy the BHP atmosphere. Then come to the Gardens. Drink until your finicky nose will no longer notice the stench of dirty floors, until your eyes can't distinguish between two hot babes and two male Sloanies playing Golden Tee--then hop over to join the other 1/2 at the BHP.

Perhaps, you long for the days of $2 beers and frat parties. Then go to the BHP. Drink cheap PBR's until you can't tell the difference between a $1 bill and a $10 bill, until you no longer have the urge to strangle snobby preppies in Cardigan sweaters--then hop over to frolic with your Sloan buddies at the Gardens.

The holidays are a time for joy and unity. A time when lovers of dive bars and lovers of upscale lounges can love one another. Won't you join us for this final Sloan celebration this Wednesday?