Two more weeks till graduation
"Love's a bit of a game, isn't it?"
-a suddenly sentimental second year sloanie at 1:30 am after the Armani cafe

"I have to admit, you are pretty skilled at the racially offensive remarks."
"Don't forget, he's also good at offending on gender."
"Ok, to be frank, you're skilled on all levels of offensiveness."
"Hey, let's just say I'm an equal opportunity offender."
-some core team loving at a lobster shack dinner