OVERHEARD AT THE BVI
"We're going to put you in the dinghy, then slingshot you around the boat, just like in Armageddon."
"Isn't that a bit high risk?"
"We have no choice."
-Dave Gordon and DLee contemplating moves for passenger transfer while sailing five knots

"Then I thought, 'I think it's time to stop laughing now.'"
-The Trini stallion explaining at what point their boat figured out that a man overboard was a serious thing

"So between naked sloanies and high stakes poker, we know what will always win. High stakes poker."
-female sloanie on one all-male boat's dedication to competitive gambling