NEWPORT QUOTABLES.
"When I go down, I go down."
-Naoki Tsukamoto, on what happens when his caffeine high wears off.

"Is this the noon checkout group?"
"No, it's the detour-into-a-military-base-and-lose-your-way-while-men-in-uniform-come-to-chase-you group. I told her, 'Hester, I think we have to stop. There are men with guns and they are coming after us.'"
-Cecilia, explaining why they were late to the brunch at Christie's

"Chink..."
"Chink..."
"Chink..."
"Jap..."
-A pre-gala toast, sans proper stemware, takes a humorous, yet incredibly racist turn.

"I have three types of pork!"
-Wayne Chang, observing the contents of his 2 am Newport, RI, IHOP breakfast sampler