Saturday, February 07, 2004

SECOND YEARS' TOP TEN REASONS TO DROP CLASSES IN THEIR LAST TERM
1. It's an 8:30 class.
2. The class meets on Fridays.
3. The lecture was distracting me from my crossword puzzles.
4. A bed with soft pillows is much more comfortable than a hard desk at E51.
5. Cases? We have to read cases?
6. Problem sets? We have to do problem sets?
7. I need my three day weekends for skiing.
8. It's a 10:00 class.
9. Need to spend more time at the gym to get in shape for BVI.

And the top ten reason for a second year to drop a class in their last term:
10. "I took one look at the outrageous price of the course pack at CopyTech and decided it wasn't worth it."