AT RIVER GODS ON TUESDAY
"You want my nipples? Come and get them."
-Joe N.

"Your idea about the club soda for the red wine really worked."
"I also know a neat trick for candlewax on leather."
*pause*
"You know, we always knew you were a little freaky."
"Leather shoes, I meant leather shoes!"
-sloanies after a couple of shots at river gods