BREAK OUT THE SEQUINS AND THE DANCING SHOES. If you want to know what your classmates all look like when they're scrubbed and polished, come to the Fall Ball at Hotel Marlowe at 8 o'clock tonight. Yes, it's a boutique hotel in the somewhat industrial part of Cambridge, but we're going for edgy chic here. Heh - bet you thought you'd never see Sloan and edgy chic in the same sentence.

Dancing is definite. Alcohol guaranteed (why else would we have open bar?). You will constantly exclaim - "I never knew my classmates could look this good!". Tickets are sold out but there are always after parties in the suites upstairs to make sure we never get asked back to this hotel again.