BHP REVOLT. I think the threshold for cheap beer, bad service and the stale smell of spilt alcohol has finally been reached. E-mail messages have been spreading around for a night of slightly more upscale fun in Beacon Hill. Yes, there are non-dive bars there, we just haven't been visiting them. Amends are going to be made tonight at The Kinsale at 9 pm. Live music in the background but quiet enough for decent conversation.

Details: 2 Center Plaza, top of Beacon Hill, across from Government Center. Take the RedLine to Park then walk a few blocks on Tremont towards Government Center. The Kinsale will be on your left when Tremont runs into Cambridge.

TAKE IT OFF FOR CHARITY. Sloan's been invited to show up in various states of undress at a Harvard Grad School-organized pajama party 9:30 pm to 2 pm at Whiskey Park, 64 Arlington St, Boston. 1 block from the Arlington Green Line T-stop. $10 cover gives you a chance to let your exhibitionist fantasies loose. John Celmins wants to know if you're going, so do shoot him an e-mail if you are.