On the movie Troy
"Nothing beats Brad Pitt in a very short skirt."
"Except for Lucas in his tighty whities."
-Boris responding to Natalie's appreciation of Brad Pitt over thanksgiving

All you need is a wingman
"Why didn't you go up and talk to her? You are way cuter than that guy she's talking to now."
"Because I'm gutless."
-Two sloanies at a bar on the edge of downtown