Overheard on vacation but here are two to keep you happy:

POLITICAL STRIPES
"Yes, I'm liberal; I believe everything I hear on NPR."
-Johanne Auerbock

STALKING
"Ah, the temptations of stalking ex-boyfriends."
"It's not stalking if there isn't a court order."
-Michelle S. and Julia C. in a cuban restaurant in Miami