Random things that MBA's say:

"I can be vegan and no one can stop me!"
-Lucia
on moving to California

"Nigella is too much of a woman for me."
-Ervin
co-president of the Tasting Club on Nigella Lawson, TV chef

"Business school shouldn't just be about fame and power. It should be about glory."
-Doug
paraphrasing Machiavelli on why dying on the battlefield is a good goal for future business leaders